Friday 20 May 2011

So I know sequels are usually crap...

... but this one just takes the biscuit!

I have to say, Mean Girls has to be one of my favourite movies of all time, I mean where would we be without the famous 'Don't have sex, or else you will get pregnant... and die.' or the all time classic 'Boo, you whore.' ?? Teenage life just would not be the same...

But Mean Girls 2? What is this tweenage bullshit? Take it back to the Disney factory and call it Bratz...
oh wait, they already did that!

IT'S SACRILEGE I TELL YOU!

The saddest thing for me is that I was quite excited when I first heard about Mean Girls 2, even though we all know deep down, that it is impossible to ever truly remake a classic, Friends and Mean Girls will have to remain a thing of the past... But when I saw the trailer for Mean Girls 2, I was truly horrified ...



What Disney don't seem to understand is that although the original Mean Girls plot was a little far-fetched, it was something we could relate to...
Bitchy plastics? common feature of most High Schools.
Burned stereotypical loser ex-friend of plastics? Well it's kinda a package deal...
Sneaky sabotage, rumours, back stabbing and lots and lots of bitching? The obvious revenge plan...

But sexy new girl leads to civillian uprising to overthrow the plastic royalty?
NEVER, EVER IN A MILLION GAZILLION YEARS.

And what's with their outfits?


I'm sorry, let's compare...

Okay so most of us never thought that the plastics outfits were amazing or anything, but they looked realistic, they didn't wear tacky sunglasses and most importantly, they didn't look like they'd been shopping in the aged 9-13 section !! No, in some way, they definitely looked kinda, hot. These girls look like they're trying to look rich, and failing. MISERABLY!


*sigh*

Okay, rant over.

Now let's enjoy some of the best bits of the original... :')



until next time <3

1 comment:

  1. totally with you. mean girls will always be a classic... this is literally the bratz movie

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